For those who prefer unfiltered honesty over sugar-coating, our "IT'S NOT MY JOB TO BLOW SUNSHINE UP YOUR ASS DARLING" vinyl decal is your perfect statement piece! Featuring a classic retro woman with a no-nonsense expression and bold text in a vintage olive green (or specify actual color), this sticker is for individuals who appreciate sharp wit and unapologetic directness. Hand-cut from high-quality, durable vinyl, this decal is ideal for personalizing laptops, water bottles, car windows, toolboxes, or any smooth surface that needs a dose of blunt humor. Make a statement that's both sassy and true with this unique handmade decal.

Key Features:

• Explicit & Sarcastic Message: For bold, direct personalities.

• Retro-Inspired Design: Classic vintage woman illustration.

• Durable Vinyl: Weather-resistant and long-lasting for indoor/outdoor use.

• Precision Cut: Meticulously crafted for clean lines.

• Easy Application: Simple peel-and-stick backing for smooth surfaces.

• Handmade Quality: Designed and crafted with care in our studio.